It’s frequently joked that people can “accidentally” make a baby, but that people can’t accidentally make food. “You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza” has been printed on several images.
   
“Life sucks because you can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a batch of french fries #lt” was posted on X/Twitter by gabe on February 12, 2013. “i think it’s crazy that u can make a baby on accident. like…u can’t accidentally make pizza bagels but u can accidentally CREATE A PERSON” was posted on X/Twitter by grace holland🐰 on August 3, 2013. “You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make waffles” was posted on X/Twitter by 🍁 maple syrup mommy 🍁 on September 26, 2013. “It’s unfair that I can accidentally make a baby, but I can’t accidentally make bacon” was posted on X/Twitter by John Boehmer on October 2, 2014.
 
“‘It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.’ — Michigan State” was posted on X/Twitter by Yik Yak on January 29, 2015. “It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 1, 2015. “It really messes me up that you can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza” was posted on Reddit—TrollXChromosomes on April 28, 2015. “You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 17, 2024.
 
“‘You know what’s weird? You can accidentally make a person, but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich.’ -@MaryRoseZipse #wisdom” was posted on X/Twitter by Cole Baird on November 10, 2014. “How’s that fair that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich? #Existential” was posted on X/Twitter by Nadin on February 5, 2015. “You can’t accidentally make a sandwich, but you can accidentally make a baby. How fucked up is that?” was posted on X/Twitter by Katie Fitzpatrick on February 22, 2015.
 
“It’s confusing that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make food” was posted on X/Twitter by BulletForMyBirthday on February 3, 2015. “It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make food” was posted on X/Twitter by Karan on February 7, 2015. “grace just said ‘have you guys ever thought about how you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make food?’” was posted on X/Twitter by jo ♏️ on December 2, 2016.
   
“Humans are stupid. How is it really easy to accidentally make a baby yet really hard to accidentally make a cake?” was posted on X/Twitter by TechnicallyRon on February 26, 2015. “Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can’t ACCIDENTALLY make a cake” was posted on X/Twitter by TechnicallyRon on September 19, 2015. “You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on March 28, 2018.
   
“Wild that you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make fries” was posted on X/Twitter by chaelle on December 19, 2021. “Amazing that you can accidentally make a baby but not a soufflé” was posted on X/Twitter by Karen D. Lioness on January 8, 2022. “It’s crazy that you can accidentally make a baby but not something useful like a crème brûlée” was posted on X/Twitter by R shiesty on September 10, 2022.
 
     
X/Twitter   
gabe
@misbriehaving
Life sucks because you can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a batch of french fries #lt
11:04 PM · Feb 12, 2013
     
X/Twitter
grace holland🐰
@thebiggestyee
i think it’s crazy that u can make a baby on accident. like…u can’t accidentally make pizza bagels but u can accidentally CREATE A PERSON.
2:29 AM · Aug 3, 2013
 
X/Twitter
🍁 maple syrup mommy 🍁
@ehhmj
You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make waffles. What kind of shit is this?
11:07 PM · Sep 26, 2013
   
X/Twitter
John Boehmer
@J_Boom23
It’s unfair that I can accidentally make a baby, but I can’t accidentally make bacon.
6:46 AM · Oct 2, 2014
 
X/Twitter     
Heather Zipko
@heathhaa_
“Isn’t it weird you can accidentally make a human. You’d never accidentally make a hamburger but you can accidentally make a human being” 😂😂
11:53 PM · Oct 19, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Cass
@afro_ninja_pwns
You can’t accidentally make a hamburger but you can accidentally make a human
12:10 AM · Oct 20, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Cole Baird
@jcolebaird
“You know what’s weird? You can accidentally make a person, but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich.” -@MaryRoseZipse #wisdom
12:48 AM · Nov 10, 2014
     
X/Twitter
E J (She/Her)
@Twin285
“It’s so messed up how you can accidentally make a person but not accidentally make a pizza” #ThisIsSoImportant #CornellYaks
@YikYakApp
11:37 AM · Jan 29, 2015
 
X/Twitter
victoria’s better secret
@vswizzle2
It’s messed up how you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
8:14 PM · Jan 29, 2015
     
X/Twitter
Lauren
@lschneeg
It’s really messed up how you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
9:11 PM · Jan 29, 2015
 
X/Twitter 
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.” — Michigan State
11:56 PM · Jan 29, 2015
       
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] February 1, 2015
It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
   
X/Twitter
By The Wavs
@ByTheWavs
Why is it that I can accidentally make a baby, but I can’t accidentally make a pizza?
2:12 PM · Feb 1, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Brian Harris
@BrianAndThings
It sucks that you can “accidentally” make a baby but you can’t “accidentally” make nachos. #lifeisnotfair
3:52 PM · Feb 1, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
2:00 PM · Feb 3, 2015
   
X/Twitter
BulletForMyBirthday
@Njenga_minor
It’s confusing that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make food.
10:42 PM · Feb 3, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Nadin
@NadinP85
How’s that fair that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich? #Existential
3:23 PM · Feb 5, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Karan🇮🇳
@Imperfect_Karan
It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make food
11:47 PM · Feb 7, 2015
 
X/Twitter     
pop off only on occasion brother
@Lookatmerao
It’s pretty messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a chipotle burrito
7:29 PM · Feb 16, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Beat_Da_Block
@_uKnwWhyImHere_
I think its fucked up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a stack of pancakes.
6:24 AM · Feb 18, 2015
 
X/Twitter 
Katie Fitzpatrick
@katierfitz
“You can’t accidentally make a sandwich, but you can accidentally make a baby. How fucked up is that?”
12:16 AM · Feb 22, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Monica
@monicavela__
Have you ever thought that you can accidentally make a child but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich
11:19 PM · Feb 24, 2015 from Harlingen, TX
   
X/Twitter
TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)
@TechnicallyRon
Humans are stupid. How is it really easy to accidentally make a baby yet really hard to accidentally make a cake?
6:14 AM · Feb 26, 2015
 
X/Twitter
morg
@morgbonee
you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make food. let that sink in.
10:49 PM · Mar 4, 2015
 
X/Twitter   
🇯‌🇰‌ 🇩‌🇪‌🇱‌🇮‌🇲‌🇮‌🇹‌
@jk_delimit
Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make Ugali?
3:22 AM · Mar 12, 2015 from Nairobi, Kenya
   
X/Twitter
nicole.
@2nicoole4u
how can you accidentally get pregnant and have a child.. but you can’t accidentally bake a cake. think about that.
8:20 PM · Apr 8, 2015
 
Reddit—TrollXChromosomes 
Posted by u/PoopAndSunshine April 28, 2015
Accidents
imgur.com/Ue5hMZ…
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
It really messes me up that you
can accidentally make a baby, but
you can’t accidentally make a
pizza.
     
X/Twitter
Timøthy Hill
@skindianab0nes
It sucks that you can accidentally make a kid but you can’t accidentally make some lasagna
4:10 PM · Apr 28, 2015
 
X/Twitter
shoulder devil
@nickialana
“You know what makes me really sad? You can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make a pizza” -Stephen Loonie
6:07 PM · May 3, 2015
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts         
Posted by u/[deleted] July 2, 2015
I can accidentally make a baby but I can’t accidentally make a pizza
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/BitterSalsa August 31, 2015
You can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
   
X/Twitter
TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)
@TechnicallyRon
Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can’t ACCIDENTALLY make a cake.
12:51 PM · Sep 19, 2015
 
YouTube
Selfish Mom Heckler Gets Owned - Steve Hofstetter
Steve Hofstetter
Mar 27, 2016
0:49
“It takes more effort to order a pizza than it does to have a child. (...) Has anyone ever ordered a pizza by accident? (...) I was hoping God would stop the pizza.”
     
X/Twitter
Dianna Gunn
@DiannaLGunn
It is a cruel twist of fate that I can accidentally make a baby but I can’t accidentally make a burger
10:45 AM · Mar 31, 2016
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/jhon_wilson July 22, 2016
I can accidentally make a human child but I can’t accidentally make a pizza.
         
X/Twitter
Dave
@davechannel
Being an adult is ridiculous, you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
9:30 AM · Jul 27, 2016
 
X/Twitter
Ordinary Wisdom
@OrdinaryWisdom_
Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can’t ACCIDENTALLY make a cake.
10:17 AM · Aug 7, 2016
 
X/Twitter       
jo ♏️
@Lindsayycale
grace just said “have you guys ever thought about how you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make food?”
8:56 AM · Dec 2, 2016
 
X/Twitter
Dev
@DeveneyJordon
You know what really fucks me up? You can accidentally make a human but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich” -Jamie
3:58 PM · Feb 12, 2017
 
X/Twitter 
𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 | نادر دامان
@nadirdaman
Life is strange. You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make biryani.
1:20 PM · Mar 15, 2017
 
X/Twitter 
PAPI👑
@HUGH_FWYM
“Life is unfair. You can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make chocolate chip pancakes”
1:33 PM · Apr 4, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Annie martin
@anniemartin__
Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can’t ACCIDENTALLY make a cake.
9:02 AM · Aug 21, 2017
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Veechin October 11, 2017
You can accidentally get pregnant, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
         
X/Twitter
Natalie
@nattcouture
Okay so you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make yourself breakfast…
11:36 AM · Oct 22, 2017
   
X/Twitter
Joey
@thejoeychavez
It’s pretty messed up that I can “accidentally” make a person but I can’t “accidentally” make a quesadilla
12:04 AM · Dec 2, 2017 from Casas Adobes, AZ
   
X/Twitter
Ọmọ́bọ́lájí⚪
@AareOfLagos
I can accidentally make a human child but I can’t accidentally
make a party jollof rice… What fuckery is that’?? #ItsGottaChange
2:49 PM · Dec 18, 2017
 
X/Twitter
brandometer
@brando_esl
You can accidentally make a child but you can’t accidentally make chicken Alfredo
11:26 PM · Jan 31, 2018
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Nerdygirl3000 March 28, 2018
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SoSpandex June 21, 2018
People accidently make a baby all the time but no one ever accidently makes a pizza
COMMENTS
thecastingforecast
Lifted straight from a Steve Hofstetter standup set. Still true as hell though.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Tylerw2720 August 24, 2018
You can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
COMMENTS
[deleted]
Apparently, you have never cooked whilst being drunk.
         
X/Twitter       
Young Rich Famous
@OfficialYRFAA
It really messes me up that you can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make cupcakes
https://goo.gl/mH2fxA
Young Rich Famous
4:22 PM · Sep 11, 2018
 
X/Twitter
Monaghan Boy Cincinnati ❤️
@Iamshabir1
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake.
11:01 AM · Sep 14, 2018
 
X/Twitter
AgileTator
@AgileTator
Why is it that you can accidentally make a baby,
but not accidentally make a pizza.
Yep, best joke I’ve heard all week.
11:14 AM · Sep 19, 2018
   
X/Twitter
W. Z. Nagy
@WZNagy
It’s kinda messed up how you can accidentally make a child but not a sandwich.
11:19 AM · Dec 4, 2018
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Concentrated-Butter January 13, 2019
U can accidentally make a child but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/creamchesse March 17, 2019
You can accidentally make a baby but not pizza.
       
X/Twitter
Growingolderbutnotup
@tomr7890
Life is not fair. You can “accidentally” make a baby but you can’t “accidentally” make a cake.
11:27 PM · Mar 21, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Amanda Simone
@manda_simone
“You can accidentally make a baby, but not accidentally make a pizza” deep thoughts from
@Radio1045
12:47 PM · Mar 29, 2019
       
X/Twitter 
maddie spott
@itsMaddieSpott
How you can accidentally make a baby BUT YOU CANT ACCIDENTALLY MAKE A SANDWICH!!!!! https://t.co/SsKmsIe1hz
11:40 PM · Apr 17, 2019
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/hirorororororo September 1,, 2019
It is easier to accidentally create life than to accidentally bake a cake
       
X/Twitter
TheTinderBlog
@TheTinderBlog
Why can you accidentally make a baby but not a pizza? Wtf
6:59 PM · Sep 6, 2019
     
X/Twitter
Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake.
7:28 PM · Sep 8, 2019
   
X/Twitter
Ty
@BatataDushi
I can accidentally make a baby but I can’t accidentally make myself a sandwich
Bida ta inhusto.
12:11 PM · Sep 18, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Vipul
@vipul_dhawan
You can accidentally make a human being but you cannot accidentally make rajma chawal 🙃...
3:13 AM · Oct 2, 2019
   
X/Twitter
ig: slfcarebunny 🦋
@rainbwrose
- ketchup is refrigerated at home but not at restaurants
- who used all the hot water?
- the word “quiet” us often said quite loud
- you can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake
- Baby butterflies don’t exist.
10:51 PM · Oct 18, 2019
     
X/Twitter
ALAAعلاء
@AlaaAsendbad
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake.
4:04 AM · Nov 14, 2019
   
Reddit—SHowerthoughts
Posted by u/max13811 November 16, 2019
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake
 
X/Twitter
AbdulRahman A. Wurno
@88bullz
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake 🤦🏾‍♂️
3:03 PM · Feb 29, 2020 from Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria
 
X/Twitter
Cristihatesyou
@cristihatesyouu
Erin: I think it’s fucked up you can accidentally make a baby but not a pizza… like you can make a whole ass baby on ACCIDENT 😂😂😂
3:37 PM · Apr 21, 2020
               
X/Twitter
Jackie Treehorn
@beerporn
It’s fucked up that you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make cool shit like pizza or chicken wings
6:43 PM · Apr 29, 2020
   
X/Twitter
James Cappola
@Meritorious99
@DonCheadle isn’t it crazy how you can accidentally make a human being .. But you can’t accidentally make a donut.
11:46 PM · Sep 4, 2020
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Shitshitshit101 September 5, 2020
You can accidentally make a human being but can’t accidentally make a cake
 
X/Twitter
-yendi 🇦🇬
@yendijackson
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake.
8:55 AM · Sep 9, 2020 from Antigua and Barbuda
 
X/Twitter
Rachel
@femaleredhead
i can’t believe you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make red wine
9:23 PM · Oct 5, 2020
 
X/Twitter
sophie taylor 🕷
@ssophietaylorr
I just saw something say “you can accidentally make a child but you can’t accidentally make a cake” and I don’t really understand why it’s so groundbreaking for me mentally
6:55 PM · Oct 12, 2020
 
X/Twitter
CDD
@hoeforpesto
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake
7:38 AM · Oct 13, 2020
 
X/Twitter
jean
@eggdeeznutz
Why is it that you can accidentally make a person but not a goddamn sandwich
1:51 PM · Feb 13, 2021
         
X/Twitter
Ahmed Ayman
@AhmedAyman92
“It’s crazy that you can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a burrito”
4:11 AM · Mar 3, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Elsemiek
@Elsemiek_M
Ik hoorde laatst een keer “It’s shocking that you can accidentally make a human, but you can’t accidentally make cinnamon buns.” En dat voelde wel een beetje 🤣
9:27 AM · Mar 12, 2021
   
X/Twitter
chaelle
@sidecar_mama
Wild that you can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make fries
10:16 PM · Dec 19, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Karen D. Lioness
@DeadLioness
Amazing that you can accidentally make a baby but not a soufflé.
9:19 AM · Jan 8, 2022
         
X/Twitter
Theresa McLeod
@CatLadyWTX
Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can’t ACCIDENTALLY make a cake!
10:43 PM · Jun 8, 2022
 
X/Twitter
JET! (AKA: Burgercan)
@J3V1L_
Good afternoon, remember, you can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a cake
7:01 PM · Jun 9, 2022
 
X/Twitter
R shiesty
@ItsnotRuss
It’s crazy that you can accidentally make a baby but not something useful like a crème brûlée
10:09 PM · Sep 10, 2022
   
X/Twitter
Ξɹɪɔ° ™ ⫶
@Simply3ric
You can accidentally make a human being but you can’t accidentally bake a cake.
Shame!
2:31 PM · Oct 8, 2022
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/GoDKilljoy January 17, 2024
You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza.
COMMENTS
Poop-commander
Immagine if unprotected sex gave you a 90% chance of getting a pizza the next morning…
(...)
clubmarinesandwich
Tommy johnagin is/was a standup with a great bit on this. “You can just make a baby. But if you want a shed, you gotta really want that shed, man.”