A popular “yo mama” insult joke is:
“Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour.”
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000.
Google Books
1001 Really Stupid Jokes
By Mike Phillips
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2000
Pg. ?:
Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt by staring at a pint of milk for an hour?
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sad jones
@RaynePassion
Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?
1:34 PM - 11 Apr 2010
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#TrueHogsClub
@Sourdough87
#Yomama so ugly she can make yogurt just by looking at a glass of milk
5:16 PM - 23 Jan 2012
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GET LOLIFIED!
@TheLOLWorld
JOKE:
Yo Momma’s so ugly, she can make yogurt by just staring at a glass of milk for a couple of hours.
… http://ift.tt/1Jh6qxV
2:04 AM - 19 Aug 2015
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John Brookfield
@MeltHell
Yo Momma’s so ugly, she can make yogurt by just staring at a glass of milk for a couple of hours. http://fxmb.info/N0c7wr #jokes
10:13 PM - 30 Dec 2016
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KINGCurtisRaye™
@KINGCurtisRaye
Yo Momma so ugly, she can make yogurt by just staring at a glass of milk for a couple of hours.. 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 #🌽jokes
11:02 PM - 17 Mar 2017
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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