“Blind” becomes “brined” to someone who replaces “L” sounds with “R” sounds. A pickle riddle is:
Q: Why do pickles wear glasses?
A: They’re legally brined.
The joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 6, 2017.
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Did you hear about the Korean judge who accidentally fell into a barrel of pickles? He was legally brined.
6:51 PM - 15 Dec 2010
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Why do pickles wear glasses? self.3amjokes
Submitted October 6, 2017 by keyman7
They’re legally brined.
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“Why do pickres well grasses?”
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Why do pickles wear glasses?... They’re legally brined.
9:49 AM - 6 Oct 2017
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Why do pickles wear glasses?
They’re legally brined.
10:57 AM - 6 Oct 2017
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