“Why do eggs come in flimsy styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?” is a question that has been printed on many images. One possible answer is that batteries are highly toxic and are flammable.
“WHY DO EGGS COME IN FLIMSY STYROFOAM CARTONS AND BATTERIES COME IN A PACKAGE ONLY A CHAINSAW AN OPEN?” (shown on an image—ed.) was posted on Twitter by Victor CassadagaMedium on January 2, 2017.
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Victor CassadagaMedium
@CassadagaMedium
Why Do Eggs Come In Flimsy Styrofoam Cartons When…
WHY DO EGGS COME IN FLIMSY STYROFOAM CARTONS
AND BATTERIES COME IN A PACKAGE ONLY A CHAINSAW AN OPEN? (shown on an image—ed.)
7:39 PM · Jan 2, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Steve H
@acmedic884
Why do eggs come in styrofoam cartons and batteries come in containers you can only get open with a chainsaw??
10:16 PM · May 17, 2018·Twitter Web App
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Tina Butler
@tbutler30
Why do eggs come in flimsy styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?
6:52 PM · Jun 1, 2018·Twitter for Android
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MDT@9
@MdTat9
Why do eggs come in flimsy Styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open? MDT@9
10:15 PM · May 1, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Patrick ‘PITBULL’
@pitbullpdub
Why do eggs come in flimsy styrofoam cartons and batteries come in packages only a chainsaw can open?
9:17 PM · Feb 19, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Carol
@Carol38553
Why do eggs come in flimsy Styrofoam cartons
and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?
6:35 PM · Feb 22, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Murray Cole
@MurzCole
In case you missed today’s “smile 4 u”...
Why do eggs come in flimsy cartons and batteries come in a package that you need a chain saw to open?
8:09 AM · May 10, 2019·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—AskReddit
Posted by u/ArsalK94 (December 2019?—ed.)
Why do eggs come in flimsy paper cartons? Whereas; batteries come in packaging tough as nails…?
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tarac73
Batteries are flammable, and their insides can burn skin… the price of eggs would skyrocket if they were packed in tough packaging.
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Buffalo Phill
@Buffalo_Phill
Why do eggs come in flimsy cardboard cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open ?
6:24 AM · Jul 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
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August 2, 2020 ·
Why do eggs come in flimsy styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?!
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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