A riddle about making fast money is:
Q: Why did the man attach a rocket to a deer?
A: He wanted to make a quick buck.
“How do you make a quick buck? strap a deer to a rocket” was posted on Twitter by Lazugod on January 24, 2011. The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 29, 2020.
“My deer cloning operation has succeeded! I can finally make a quick buck” is another “make a quick buck” joke.
Twitter
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@stewart23rd
@SimonNRicketts
I’ve had to take a job racing male deer. Anything to make a quick buck.
8:21 AM · Jan 19, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Lazugod
@lazugod
how do you make a quick buck? strap a deer to a rocket
6:11 PM · Jan 24, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Braniff @FC
@BraniffMoot
Replying to @Tirrelous
@Tirrelous @foxalbiazul rocket powered deer :o in the states we’d say… that’s how you make a quick buck!
9:59 AM · Jan 25, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/SayLittleDoMuch March 29, 2020
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Twitter
Cheese Doodle Dad
@MichaelMarcinko
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
12:10 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
Harry Hoover
@harrywhoover
Why did the man attach a rocket to a deer? He wanted to make a quick buck. #dadjokes
2:56 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
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