“Overheard in the @KBOITV newsroom: ‘Could a land dispute also be called ground beef?’ —@JakeLeberKBOI” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Brent Hunsaker on January 11, 2016. “Why call it a land dispute, and not ground beef?” was posted on Twitter by random ramblr on August 23, 2016.
“Instead of calling it a land dispute, it should be called ground beef” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on February 3, 2020.
Wikipedia: Ground beef
Ground beef, minced beef or beef mince is beef that has been finely chopped with a knife or a meat grinder (American English) or mincing machine (British English). It is used in many recipes including hamburgers and spaghetti Bolognese.
Twitter
Brian Edward Cody
@LynxoftheEast
If two inner city prairie dogs have a land dispute, is it called “ground beef”?
10:04 AM · Jun 26, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Brent Hunsaker
@BrentKBOI
Overheard in the @KBOITV newsroom: “Could a land dispute also be called ground beef?” —@JakeLeberKBOI
9:40 PM · Jan 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
random ramblr
@RandomRamblr
Why call it a land dispute, and not ground beef?
6:32 PM · Aug 23, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Brendan Riley
@digital_sextant
@LeagueNonsense What do you call a land dispute between two burger joints? A ground beef. #GoodHumburgerJokes
@SinUhMuhnBuhns @IneptGamer
10:19 AM · Dec 2, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Ilija Damnjanović |
@crveniTiranin
[[ montenegro: why is it called land dispute and not ground beef
serbia: please just go back to sleep
1:06 AM · Sep 28, 2019·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/oh-cyrus February 3, 2020
Instead of calling it a land dispute, it should be called ground beef.
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