Vlasic Pickles shouldn’t be confused with the Jurassic period, but there are jokes.
“But who’s the ancient stork that made the pickles? #hmm RT @themarkbanker: The Vlasic Period: When dinosaurs were REALLY into pickles” was posted on X/Twitter by Vlasic on August 23, 2011. “During the ‘Vlasic’ period, many species of dinosaurs died out due to pickle allergies. 馃槣” was posted on X/Twitter by 馃張 Tim B 馃枛馃徎 on January 27, 2017. “Did you hear that dinosaurs invented pickles? It was in the Vlassic period” was posted on Facebook by George Trout on March 7, 2024. “Who invented pickles? Dinosaurs. It was during the Vlassic period” was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Kostic on March 14, 2014.
Wikipedia: Vlasic Pickles
Vlasic is an American brand of pickles that is currently owned by Conagra Brands. Since its introduction in 1942, it has become one of the most popular pickle brands in the United States.
X/Twitter
Vlasic
@VlasicStork
But who’s the ancient stork that made the pickles? #hmm RT @themarkbanker: The Vlasic Period: When dinosaurs were REALLY into pickles.
4:25 PM 路 Aug 23, 2011
X/Twitter
Building 19
@building19inc
Prehistoric era? More likely they’re from the early Vlasic period. 😉 (get it? #badjoke) RT @sdumensil Prehistoric pickles! #building19
10:26 AM 路 Feb 11, 2013
X/Twitter
shindigs macfleet
@Reflektdaily
If pickles were a sign of the times we’d be in the vlasic period. #genius #rightwing #letsplaydartsCR
@HonestFrank honestly?
5:16 AM 路 Mar 5, 2015
X/Twitter
馃張 Tim B 馃枛馃徎
@tbowle1b
During the ‘Vlasic’ period, many species of dinosaurs died out due to pickle allergies. 馃槣
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Kent Graham
@KentWGraham
Jan 26, 2017
The Jurassic period made female dinosaurs very moody and irritable.
4:21 PM 路 Jan 27, 2017
Facebook
George Trout
March 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM 路
Did you hear that dinosaurs invented pickles?
..
It was in the Vlassic period
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Who invented pickles?
Dinosaurs. It was during the Vlassic period.
5:23 PM 路 Mar 14, 2024
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