“Got herbs in my eyes cooking last nite, now I’m parsley sighted” was posted on Twitter on March 4, 2011. “Whilst preparing dinner last night I accidentally got some herbs in my eyes, I’m now parsley sighted” was posted on Twitter on March 10, 2011.
The pun has been printed on several images.
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Stan
@stanjboyd
Got herbs in my eyes cooking last nite, now I’m parsley sighted
4:01 AM - 4 Mar 2011
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Paul Corrosion
@gashinryu
I think I may have got some herbs in my eyes while cooking dinner last night. I’ve woken up parsley-sighted. #badjokefriday
7:20 AM - 4 Mar 2011
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Clare
@clarebuk
While cooking dinner tonight I got herbs in my eyes. I am now parsley sighted!
1:25 PM - 9 Mar 2011
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Phil
@Hammer_Time67
Whilst preparing dinner last night I accidentally got some herbs in my eyes, I’m now parsley sighted
7:30 AM - 10 Mar 2011
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Thabang Trodd
@TroddAwesome
Whilst cooking dinner tonight I got herbs in my eyes. I am now parsley sighted
1:01 PM - 10 Mar 2011
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.
4:47 PM - 15 Mar 2016
Twitteer
Excuse the Pun
@ExcuseThePun
Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.
12:56 PM - 30 Sep 2017
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.
3:51 PM - 11 Nov 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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