A math joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 13, 2023:
“Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her. You should have seen the expression on her face.”
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BonoboGamer January 13, 2023
Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face.
COMMENTS
wray_nerely
Now she’s his x wife
SHv2
At least now we know y.
Fritzo2162
Off to z divorce lawyer.
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Funny Dad Jokes
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Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face.
#humor #dadjoke
12:28 PM · Jan 13, 2023
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face.
10:07 AM · Jan 14, 2023
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Strxwmxn
@strxwmxn
My wife woke up to realize I wrote a bunch of mathematical formulas all over her body while she was asleep. You should have seen the expression on her face.
9:39 AM · Jan 15, 2023
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Kian
@slhzdh
Last night I wrote a bunch of algebraic terms all over my wife while she was asleep.
You should’ve seen the expression on her face.
9:16 PM · Jan 15, 2023
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Pete Gideon
@pete_gideon
Try these: Growing up, I had a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
Or: Last night as your mom was sleeping, I drew math equations all over her. You should have seen the expression on her face.
These are sure hits.
5:03 PM · Feb 5, 2023
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face.
11:39 AM · May 7, 2023
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