A hamburger riddle is:
Q: Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?
A: On a bed of lettuce!
The joke was printed in the book One Hundred and One Hamburger Jokes (1978) by Phil Hirsch.
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One Hundred and One Hamburger Jokes
By Phil Hirsch
New York, NY: Scholastic, Incorporated
1978
Pg. 14:
Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?
On a bed of lettuce!
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Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?On a bed of lettuce!
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Where can a burger get a great night´s sleep?On a bed of lettuce!
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Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
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Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. 112:
Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?
On a bed of lettuce.
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Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce of course! @thumbsupburger
7:00 AM - 13 Oct 2016
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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