“What’s the opposite of a croissant?”/“A happy uncle.”

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Entry from April 25, 2021

“What’s the opposite of a croissant?”/“A happy uncle.”

“Croissant” can sound like “cross aunt.” A riddle is:

Q: What’s the opposite of a croissant?
A: A happy uncle.

The riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 16, 2020.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Cullina64 September 16, 2020
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle..

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle.
5:49 PM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
The Third Nephite
@VanNoy6
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle.
6:24 AM · Sep 18, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/kgangadhar November 21, 2020
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle.
6:30 PM · Jan 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/LopsidedTeaching8583 April 24, 2021
What’s the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.

Posted by Barry Popik
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