A joke about vegans was posted on Reddit on December 1, 2016:
“What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan.”
“Are Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl Scouts?” and “If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?” are similar food jokes.
Reddit
What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?
submitted December 1, 2016 by EightyMercury
Skinning the vegan.
Twitter
Samantha Dowd
@samanthadowd935
What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? via /r/Jokes
Skinning the vegan.
8:28 AM - 1 Dec 2016
Twitter
HotPikachuSex
@DangerousFig
What’s the hardest part in making a vegan pizza?
-skinning the vegan
6:38 PM - 1 Dec 2016
Twitter
Johnny Vague
@jonnyvague
What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?
Skinning the vegan.
11:33 AM - 2 Dec 2016
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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