An apple riddle is:
Q: What do you after an Apple turns bad?
A: You open windows.
The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 25, 2020, and refers to an Apple computer and the Windows operating system.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Di_Ma_Re_Bra May 25, 2020
What do you after an Apple turns bad?
You open windows.
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volumptuous
@dpnagra
What do you after an Apple turns bad?
You open windows.
4:49 PM · May 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@pybot62220
What do you do after an Apple turns bad?: You open windows. #DadJokes
8:12 PM · Aug 25, 2020·CSDadjokesApp
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The World of Socialeye
@TSocialeye
What do you do after an Apple turns bad?
You open windows.
#LameJokeOfTheDay
4:16 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Broxbourne, East·Twitter for Android
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Lord Basil, king of crazy
@AnonyWhiteMale
What do you do after an Apple turns bad?
You open windows.
GIF
6:58 PM · Apr 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
What do you after an Apple turns bad? You open windows. #LaughoftheDay
8:38 AM · Jul 28, 2021 from West Des Moines, IA·Twitter for iPhone
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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