“Asparagus” can sound like “ass pair I guess.”
“Word for the day: ASS PAIR I GUESS Eat some and turn on the fan when you tinkle” was posted on Twitter by Sheriff Opie on April 5, 2010.
“What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field? An ass-pair, I guess?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 29, 2016. “What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch? Ass pair I guess…” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 30, 2016. “What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch? Ass pair I guess…” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on March 28, 2022.
Twitter
Sheriff Opie
@wade2go
Word for the day: ASS PAIR I GUESS
Eat some and turn on the fan when you tinkle.
7:35 PM · Apr 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Cartosys July 29, 2016
What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field?
An ass-pair, I guess?
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bmilesp July 30, 2016
What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?
Ass pair I guess…
Twitter
sweet
@thatsstea
Love me some ass pair i guess
12:30 PM · Mar 19, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jon Goode
@JonGoode
Lettuce pray for this potato head who liked rubbing things on his ass-pair-I-guess. #HumpDay
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/produce-rubber-264983 http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/produce-rubber-264983
6:59 AM · Sep 19, 2018·Facebook
Twitter
Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
What do you want for dinner?
Ass Pair I Guess
*It’s more of a side piece
1:04 PM · May 31, 2019·Twitter Web Client
TikTok
e.1kaye.1kay · 2019-9-7
ass-pair-I-guess
Twitter
trAy Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ✨
@Oh_Wise1
Sammin, roasted potatoes, and ass pair I guess 🤔
1:43 AM · Apr 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/kickypie March 28, 2022
What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?
Ass pair I guess…
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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