Diners put dressing on their salad, but what about crossdressing? “Cross-dressing is what transvestite nuns put on their salad” was posted on Twitter on March 29, 2013. “What do transgenders put on their salad?”/“Crossdressing” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 3, 2017.
Twitter
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@zombot
Cross-dressing is what transvestite nuns put on their salad.
2:35 AM - 29 Mar 2013
Twitter
✨ BI MONTY ✨
@vanillabeandean
*me at the salad bar*
person: “what dressing would you like?”
me: “crossdressing”
7:47 PM - 27 Mar 2014
Twitter
E. May Burns
@slugdragonmama
Q: What does my DH like on his salad?
A: Crossdressing!
5:42 PM - 19 Aug 2014
Twitter
MR. WHISKERS ❓
@MysteryPaws
*Waiter brings out salad*
Waiter: What kind of dressing would you like?
Me: Cross-dressing. Lots and /LOTS/ of cross-dressing.
9:10 PM - 9 May 2015
Twitter
♛HÜGE SÖFT PLÄPPER♔
@Dat_Fio
“What dressing do u prefer on ur salad”
“Crossdressing”
2:48 PM - 7 Oct 2015
Twitter
Cambion Mama
@FluffTank
What do you put on a salad for an angry man in woman’s clothing?
Cross-dressing.
10:48 PM - 18 Oct 2015
Reddit—Jokes
What do transgenders put on their salad?
submitted July 3, 2017 by DrotarBud
Crossdressing
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