Some people keep a potato masher in a drawer, but this often makes the drawer get stuck. A joke was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 15, 2017:
“We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.”
The joke has been printed on many images.
Twitter
Simon Holland
@simoncholland
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
2:17 PM · Aug 15, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wastoo August 27, 2017
I keep a potato masher in the drawer because sometimes it is fun not to be able to open that drawer.
Twitter
Kristen
@Kica333
I keep my potato masher in a drawer because sometimes I don’t want to be able to open that drawer.
2:47 PM · Mar 30, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
❄️Talk To The Hatter🎩
@Talk_To_The_Hat
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
4:28 PM · Aug 6, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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@simoncholland
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
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1:17 PM - Aug 15, 2017
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/pointkessperson January 8, 2020
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not be able to open that drawer
COMMENTS
DoctorDorkFace
Hello, stolen joke originally by Simon Holland! Nice to see you again
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