“Polonaise” is a dance of Polish origin. Polonaise is not Polish mayonnaise, but there are jokes.
”#punsr POLONAISE: Polish mayonnaise laced with polonium” was posted on Twitter by viking logarta on June 13, 2013. “Student, studying music: ‘What’s a Polonaise?’ Teacher, a dad: ‘Polish mayonnaise’” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 20, 2020.
Wikipedia: Polonaise
The polonaise (/pɒləˈneɪz/, French: [pɔlɔnɛz]; Polish: polonez) is a dance of Polish origin, in 3/4 time. Its name is French for “Polish”.
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Why Polish Mayonnaise Is Like No Mayo You’ve Ever Tasted
Some people don’t like mayo. I don’t talk to those people.
Caroline McCune
University of Vermont
(...)
Polish. Mayonnaise. It’s an emulsion of egg yolks, oil and acid. “Wait, isn’t that the same as normal mayo?” No, it isn’t! Like most European products, Polish mayo uses higher-quality ingredients that contribute to an all around kick-ass product.
Twitter
viking logarta
@vikinglogarta
#punsr POLONAISE: Polish mayonnaise laced with polonium http://punsr.com/word/?w=POLONAISE
8:00 AM · Jun 13, 2013·Twitter for Websites
Twitter
MN AD MAN
@MN_Ad_Man
Replying to @nwlaroche
@nwlaroche is Polonaise a Polish Mayonnaise?
7:28 PM · Dec 6, 2014·Twitter for Mac
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/drozzi007 July 20, 2020
Student, studying music: “What’s a Polonaise?”
Teacher, a dad: “Polish mayonnaise.”
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