“On what charge was the guy arrested for rearranging his dinner table?”/“Dish-orderly conduct.”

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Entry from December 13, 2021

“On what charge was the guy arrested for rearranging his dinner table?”/“Dish-orderly conduct.”

“On what charge was the guy arrested for rearranging his dinner table? Dish-orderly conduct” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on March 31, 2020. The joke was re-posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on December 13, 2021.

“Dish-orderly” sounds like “disorderly.”

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/chacham2 March 31, 2020
On what charge was the guy arrested for rearranging his dinner table?
Dish-orderly conduct.

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/chacham2 December 13, 2021
On what charge was the guy arrested for rearranging his dinner table?
Dish-orderly conduct.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/chacham2 December 13, 2021
A guy was arrested for rearranging his dinner table.
He was charged with dish-orderly conduct.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Food/Drink • Monday, December 13, 2021 • Permalink

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