To say that “nothing tops” something usually means that it’s the best, but what about a plain pizza without any toppings? A pizza joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on August 3, 2018:
“Nothing tops a plain pizza.”
“Nothing tops a cheese pizza” is a similar saying.
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Nothing tops a plain pizza. (self.dadjokes)
submitted August 3, 2018 by TommehBoi
COMMENTS
SandCastello
Well.. yes
Kebabrulle4869
r/technicallythetruth
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
Nothing tops a plain pizza. No text found
9:19 AM - 3 Aug 2018
Reddit—Oneliners
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
submitted August 3, 2018 by generatedmax
Twitter
OneLiners
@OneLinersOnly
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
12:01 PM - 3 Aug 2018
Twitter
JokeFarm
@_JokeFarm
Nothing tops a plain pizza. #joke #jokes
12:57 PM - 3 Aug 2018
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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