A chocolate joke (sometimes told on Valentine’s Day) was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on March 21, 2012:
“My wife asked me, ‘Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?’
“‘No, don’t be silly,’ I replied. ‘I ate it on the sofa.’”
“Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge?”/“No, I ate them in the living room” and “My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer? I told her no. I ate it on the couch” are similar jokes.
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.” http://bit.ly/GG7leZ
2:29 AM - 21 Mar 2012
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
4:45 AM - 21 Mar 2012
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
2:29 PM - 27 Oct 2015
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
3:36 PM - 21 Jan 2017
Twitter
CrazyComedy
@Crazy_Comedian
My girlfriend asked me
“Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?
“No, don’t be silly” I replied
“I ate it on the sofa.”
=))
1:32 PM - 26 Jan 2017
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
6:56 AM - 14 Feb 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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