“My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too” (or “My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too”) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. To follow Jesus usually means to love one another.
“My problem is: I want to follow Jesus and slap people too” was posted on Facebook by Jason Roberts on November 8, 2021. “My problem is I want to follow Jesus but slap people too!” was posted on X/Twitter by Kerry_Berry on November 9, 2021. “My problem is i wanna follow Jesus and slap people too. 🥴” was posted on Facebook by Courtnee Williams on November 12, 2021. Authorship of the saying is uncertain.
Facebook
Jason Roberts
November 8, 2021 at 9:55 PM ·
My problem is:
I want to follow Jesus and slap people too.
X/Twitter
Kerry_Berry 🇺🇸
@Kerry_Berry12
My problem is I want to follow Jesus but slap people too!
2:39 PM · Nov 9, 2021
X/Twitter
Conservative Warrior (A.K.) ❤️ 🇺🇸 🇮🇱
@ALRambler2
Here’s my problem. I want to and try to follow Jesus…but I still want to slap people. 😂😂😂 #TheFive
5:38 PM · Nov 9, 2021
Facebook
Courtnee Williams
November 12, 2021 at 5:13 PM ·
My problem is i wanna follow Jesus and slap people too. 🥴
iFunny
cmd528
14 nov 2021
My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too.
Facebook
Raj Bruce
November 16, 2021 at 3:47 PM
My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too.
😇
X/Twitter
Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅
@Mzsweetcakes08
My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too 🤣
10:36 PM · Nov 24, 2021
X/Twitter
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
MY PROBLEM IS I WANT TO FOLLOW JESUS 😇
& SLAP PEOPLE 👥👋
TOO!!! 😲 🤷♂️ 😆
#FACTS 💯
2:14 AM · Dec 7, 2021
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veryPentecostalPew_2020
12 jan 2022
My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too.
X/Twitter
Freedom 🇺🇸
@freedomspeech50
My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too😒
9:06 PM · Jun 27, 2022
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
My problem is I I want want to to follow Jesus and slap people too!
10:48 AM · Feb 18, 2024
X/Twitter
Anthony Square
@SquareAnthony
My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too…..
10:07 AM · Feb 21, 2024
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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