“Resolution” is sometimes mis-typed as “revolution.” “My new year’s revolution is to proofread my tweets more carefully” was posted on Twitter on December 27, 2013. “My New Years revolution is to proofread all my work” was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2014.
“My New Year’s revolution is to proofread more” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on December 29, 2017.
“My new year’s revolution is to learn how to spell” is a similar joke.
Twitter
Mike Patermonster
@pattern_monster
my new year’s revolution is to proofread my tweets more carefully
4:18 PM - 27 Dec 2013
Twitter
above average joe
@joebiersy
My New Years revolution is to proofread all my work
9:52 AM - 31 Dec 2014
Twitter
mikyla houston
@mikylahouston
my new years revolution is to proofread more.
6:49 AM - 4 Jan 2016
Reddit—Oneliners
My New Year’s revolution is to proofread more.
submitted December 29, 2017 by TommehBoi
COMMENTS
cantankerousrat
My New Year’s revolution is to put a spin on things
Twitter
LOL Tweets™
@lolmgco
My New Year’s revolution is to proofread more.
9:47 PM - 28 Dec 2017 (Posted after the above.—ed.)
Twitter
JokeFarm
@_JokeFarm
My New Year’s revolution is to proofread more. #joke #jokes
9:52 PM - 28 Dec 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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