“Muscle cars” aren’t made of muscle, but there are jokes.
“the existence of ‘muscle cars’ implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars” was posted on X/Twitter by max 🍲🇵🇸 on October 16, 2020. “muscle cars imply the existence of epithelial, connective, and nerve cars” was posted on X/Twitter by Haley Hex 🌙 on August 16, 2021. “‘Muscle car’ implies the existence of a bone car, a skin car, a fatty deposits car…” was posted on X/Twitter by Karlo Takki on October 16, 2021. “Muscle cars imply the existence of blood, bone, and subcutaneous fat cars” was posted on X/Twitter by Amy Colleen on September 23, 2023.
Wikipedia: Muscle car
Muscle car is a description according to Merriam-Webster Dictionary that came to use in 1966 for “a group of American-made two-door sports coupes with powerful engines designed for high-performance driving.” The Britannica Dictionary describes these as “an American-made two-door sports car with a powerful engine.”
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Gulfgate CJDR
@GulfgateDCJR
Attention everyone, Dodge will no longer be making muscle cars! Chunky is in, we’ll be making fat cars… http://instagram.com/p/jsumoRNCHk/
11:19 PM · Jan 27, 2014
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Abhijith
@a_niyath
@HighOnFloyd car salesman - “these are the best American muscle cars” @VineethPatil - “muscle doesn’t suit me. Do you have any fat cars” 😂
12:53 AM · Jun 21, 2015
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Kevin Pruzensky
@kpru84
I’ll never understand why American v8 cars are called muscle cars…they have no muscle. Should be called fat cars because theyre overweight
12:03 PM · Apr 30, 2017
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Jordan
@JDExists
Muscle cars are cool and all but when do we get bone cars?
11:03 PM · Dec 8, 2019
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max 🍲🇵🇸
@tombfriend
the existence of “muscle cars” implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars
6:42 PM · Oct 16, 2020
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Haley Hex 🌙
@legalsideboob
muscle cars imply the existence of epithelial, connective, and nerve cars
8:47 PM · Aug 16, 2021
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Karlo Takki
@KarloTakki
“Muscle car” implies the existence of a bone car, a skin car, a fatty deposits car…
12:57 PM · Oct 16, 2021
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Amy Colleen
@sewistwrites
Muscle cars imply the existence of blood, bone, and subcutaneous fat cars
3:00 PM · Sep 23, 2023
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