“I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by WriterOfWrongs on September 23, 2010, and on Twitter by sickipediabot on October 8, 2010.
The joke has been printed on an ecard.
Twitter
WriterOfWrongs
@GrahamGoring
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. Can’t wait to introduce my parent to my bride 2B.
7:35 AM · Sep 23, 2010·Echofon
Twitter
Dingy Doctor
@dingydoctor
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
10:28 AM · Oct 8, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
12:31 PM · Oct 8, 2010·sickipediabot
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
4:25 PM · Jan 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Crap Jokes
@TheCrapJoker
I’ve decided to marry a pencil,
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
1:59 PM · Jun 4, 2015·TweetDeck
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/xCerra June 6, 2016
I’ve decided to marry a pencil
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BookerGinger October 7, 2017
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Rav4xle June 28, 2020
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“You telling me a crab ran this goon? (5/17)
•“I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual” (5/17)
•“I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual” (5/17)
•“Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands” (5/17)
•Entry in progress—BP24 (5/17)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
This site is edited by Barry Popik. These are the Cookies and Privacy Policies.