“Mr. Nice Guy” should not be confused with “Mr. Knife Guy,” but there are jokes.
“The UK’s sole remaining cutlery repair business closed today. No more Mr Knife Guy” was posted on Twitter by GlennyRodge on September 9, 2013. “I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit. No more Mr. Knife guy” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 28, 2020.
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Ben Gallaty
@BenGallaty
Door to door cutlery salesman slowly unwinds and begins to kill his clients. “No More Mr. Knife Guy”
3:50 AM · Sep 27, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Cræzy Bîtch
@imalilfrazy
“No More Mr Knife Guy” #cutlery
3:02 AM · Feb 13, 2013·Mobile Web (M2)
Twitter
GlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
The UK’s sole remaining cutlery repair business closed today.
No more Mr Knife Guy.
7:14 PM · Sep 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
GlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
The UK’s sole remaining cutlery repair business closed today.
No more Mister Knife Guy.
8:48 AM · Dec 31, 2014·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
GlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
The UK’s sole remaining cutlery repair business closed today.
No more Mr Knife Guy.
1:05 PM · May 12, 2020·Twitter for iPad
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/AllKnowingBurrito June 28, 2020
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy
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Sounds like you couldn’t cut it
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