A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 19, 2018
“Have you seen the hypnosis website?”/“Yes, but it put me to sleep.”

A hypnosis website pun is:
   
Q: Have you seen the hypnosis website?
A: Yes, but it put me to sleep.
 
The hypnosis joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.
 
   
Scatty—Internet Jokes (March 9, 2001)
Have you seen the hypnosis website ?
Yes but it put me to sleep
   
Yahoo! Answers (April 13, 2008)
Its kids time folks are these funny?
(...)
Have you seen the hypnosis website ?
Yes but it put me to sleep
 
XciteFun.net
STUPEFIED - Have you ever seen?
Post by suchitra ยป Nov 21, 2008
(...)
Have you seen the hypnosis website?
yes, but it put me to sleep.
 
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK :Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. ?:
Have you seen the hypnosis website?
Yes, but it put me to sleep.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Monday, March 19, 2018 • Permalink


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