“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy” was posted on X/Twitter by Jessica 🐥 on March 19, 2019, and the tweet received over 217,000 likes. Many people drink cranberry juice in place of alcohol.
“Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet” is another cranberry juice saying.
Wikipedia: Cranberry juice
Cranberry juice is the liquid juice of the cranberry – a fruit recognized for its bright red color, tart taste, and versatility for product manufacturing. Major cranberry products include cranberry juice, dried cranberry, cranberry sauce, frozen cranberry, cranberry powder, and dietary supplements containing cranberry extracts.
The term “cranberry juice cocktail” or “cranberry juice blend” refers to products that contain about 28% cranberry juice, with the remainder either from other fruit juice concentrates (typically grape, apple or pear), water, and added sugar to improve palatability. Low-calorie cranberry juice products use non-caloric sweeteners.
X/Twitter
Jessica 🐥
@itsOnly_Jessica
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
5:11 AM · Mar 19, 2019
X/Twitter
My sweet brother Numpsey
@iKeepzit1Hunnit
Hard to argue this RT @itsOnly_Jessica: Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
12:13 PM · Mar 19, 2019
X/Twitter
I ❤️🔥 Lola 🅱️rooke
@only1monae_
Cranberry juice tastes like it wanna be alcohol so bad but it’s too shy😂🍷
8:46 PM · Apr 3, 2019
X/Twitter
Teez of Buj 🇳🇬
@djteez__
Cranberry juice tastes like it wanna be alcohol but it’s too shy
11:03 AM · Feb 2, 2022
X/Twitter
M
@itsmontyj
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
5:08 PM · Feb 14, 2022
X/Twitter
Thando Ndawo
@LuthandoFuze
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy
2:01 PM · Mar 20, 2023
X/Twitter
M
@itsmontyj
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
11:03 PM · Jun 14, 2023
X/Twitter
𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚑
@GalaxieMush
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
9:20 PM · Dec 18, 2023
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“‘For the greater good’ almost always means ‘this will be bad for you’” (5/24)
•Entry in progress—BP43 (5/23)
•Entry in progress—BP42 (5/23)
•Entry in progress—BP41 (5/23)
•Entry in progress—BP40 (5/23)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
This site is edited by Barry Popik. These are the Cookies and Privacy Policies.