“Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. “cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t wanna be wet”—with “want to” changed to “wanna”—was posted on X/Twitter by Makani on January 8, 2024.
   
Cranberry juice has a tart taste. “It’s astringency combined with the acidity of cranberries that make the mouthfeel so pucker-uppy” was one Showerthoughts comment.
 
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy” is another cranberry juice saying.
 
     
Wikipedia: Cranberry juice
Cranberry juice is the liquid juice of the cranberry – a fruit recognized for its bright red color, tart taste, and versatility for product manufacturing. Major cranberry products include cranberry juice, dried cranberry, cranberry sauce, frozen cranberry, cranberry powder, and dietary supplements containing cranberry extracts.
 
The term “cranberry juice cocktail” or “cranberry juice blend” refers to products that contain about 28% cranberry juice, with the remainder either from other fruit juice concentrates (typically grape, apple or pear), water, and added sugar to improve palatability. Low-calorie cranberry juice products use non-caloric sweeteners.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Lavatardamus January 7, 2024
Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet
COMMENTS
J5893
I think they call that effect astringency
dbx99
It’s astringency combined with the acidity of cranberries that make the mouthfeel so pucker-uppy.
     
X/Twitter
Makani
@Makani___
cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t wanna be wet
4:11 AM · Jan 8, 2024
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Reddit—MemerThoughts
Posted by u/MemerThoughts January 9, 2024
Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet
         
X/Twitter
ANDRUW
@AndruwThompson
Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t wanna be wet
4:12 PM · Jan 10, 2024
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X/Twitter
Lana Del Gay
@McClellandShane
Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet
10:20 PM · Jan 10, 2024
 
iFunny
pissfriend
10 jan 2024
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X/Twitter
PAUL 👾✨
@RAVENSCOON
someone said that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet & i can’t stop thinking about it
10:58 AM · Jan 11, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Panda 🐼
@SenilePanda
Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet.
5:57 PM · Jan 13, 2024
     
X/Twitter
Victor
@me_who_else1
Cranberry juice tastes like it don’t wanna be wet
8:37 PM · Jan 17, 2024
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Clarissa Garcia
January 20, 2024 at 10:44 AM ·
I just heard someone say that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet and….. well shit that’s the best explanation of what cranberry juice tastes like I’ve ever heard!