Condiments have been compared to makeup.
“Salt and vinegar and all condiments are like makeup for your food” was posted on Twitter by Benji Mahmood on April 4, 2012. “Condiments are like makeup for food” was posted on Twitter by CaffeinatedFem on March 17 2017. “Condiments are makeup for food” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 10, 2021.
Wikipedia: Condiment
A condiment is a preparation that is added to food, typically after cooking, to impart a specific flavor, to enhance the flavor, or to complement the dish. A table condiment or table sauce is more specifically a condiment that is served separately from the food and is added to taste by the diner.
Condiments are sometimes added prior to serving, for example, in a sandwich made with ketchup, mustard or mayonnaise. Some condiments are used during cooking to add flavor or texture: barbecue sauce, compound butter, teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, Marmite and sour cream are examples.
Twitter
Benji Mahmood
@BennyBrick
Salt and vinegar and all condiments are like makeup for your food
2:44 PM · Apr 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
CaffeinatedFem
@caffeinatedfem
Condiments are like makeup for food
1:31 PM · Mar 27, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Hey Big Guy
@BonhommeChinois
Condiments are like taste make-up for food
10:59 PM · Jun 13, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Lena deLoache
@Lena_deLoache
Condiments are just food makeup
12:55 PM · Sep 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎
@breenohero
Replying to @keyon
But.. condiments are like makeup, just makes food more beautiful.
11:19 PM · Sep 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
mr. pussy
@nuns_on_film
condiments are makeup for food
11:47 PM · May 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/hearsdemons February 10, 2022
Condiments are makeup for food.
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