“Calories in one pistachio: 4. Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146. Take that, kale” is a ocular saying that has been printed on many images. Pistachios have shells that can be difficult to open.
“Calories in one pistachio: 4 . Calories burned opening one pistachio: 2,753. Take that, kale” was posted on X/Twitter by Just J on December 28, 2017. “Calories in one pistachio: 4. Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146. Take that, kale” was posted on Facebook by “im not right in the head.com” on August 11, 2018. The calorie number 3,146 has been used in most memes.
X/Twitter
Just J
@junejuly12
Calories in one pistachio: 4
Calories burned opening one pistachio: 2,753
Take that, kale.
11:16 AM · Dec 28, 2017
X/Twitter
vito
@wachitovito
Calories in one pistachio: 4
Calories burned opening one pistachio: 2,753
5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2017
Facebook
Charles Ward
December 28, 2017 at 9:52 PM ·
Calories in one pistachio - 4
Calories burned opening one pistachio - 2,570
Up yours, kale.
X/Twitter
Rashi
@rashi_kakkar
Calories in one Pistachio / Pista: 5
Calories burned opening one Pistachio / Pista: 3689
12:30 AM · Jan 8, 2018
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
August 11, 2018 at 8:22 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Calories in
one pistachio: 4
Calories burned opening
one pistachio: 3,146
Take that, kale.
X/Twitter
Diane Fanning
@DianeFanning
Calories in one pistachio: 4
Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146
Take that Kale.
#seenonateeshirt
7:05 AM · Oct 10, 2018
iFunny
introverted_psycho1_2019
29 aug 2019
Calories in one pistachio: 4 Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146 Take that, kale.
X/Twitter
Storm Junkie
@StormJunkie
Calories in one pistachio: 4
Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146
Take that, kale!
9:08 PM · Jan 14, 2020
X/Twitter
Sarah Larchmont
@SarahLarchmont
Calories in 1 pistachio: 4.
Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3, 133.
** Take that kale.**
1:43 PM · Mar 5, 2020
America’s Best Pics and Videos
InspirationalSarcasm4_2020
13 oct 2020
Calories in one pistachio: Calories burned opening one pistachio: 5,146 Take that, kale.
iFunny
PerturbedEye00
21 aug 2023
Calories in one pistachio: 4 Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146 Take that, kale.
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
January 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Calories in
one pistachio: 4
Calories burned opening
one pistachio: 3,146
Take that, kale.
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