“Transplant” does not mean “trans plant,” but there are jokes.
“I’m tired of people telling a tomato is a fruit! It might be a fruit, but maybe it self identifies as a vegetable! Maybe it’s a transplant?” was posted on Twitter by Joseph Berube on September 21, 2017. “If a tomato identifys as a fruit, but society sees it as a vegetable, does that mean that a tomato is a transplant?” was posted on Twitter by Doom The MemeQueen (Gabby Doom) on September 5, 2020. “A tomato is technically a fruit, but usually identifies as a vegetable. I guess you could say it’s a transplant” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 18, 2023. “A tomato is technically a fruit, but it usually identifies as a vegetable. It’s a transplant” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on May 18, 2023.
Twitter
Joseph Berube
@Col_Must_Trade
I’m tired of people telling a tomato is a fruit! It might be a fruit, but maybe it self identifies as a vegetable! Maybe it’s a transplant?
11:58 AM · Sep 21, 2017
Twitter
Doom The MemeQueen (Gabby Doom)
@doom_the_meme
If a tomato identifys as a fruit, but society sees it as a vegetable, does that mean that a tomato is a transplant?
9:22 PM · Sep 5, 2020
Twitter
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@TheReBellSystem
Tomato is a transplant. It identifies as a vegetable but is actually a fruit.
2:57 PM · Jun 16, 2021
Twitter
shower thoughts
@thinking2015
Tomato is a transplant. It identifies as a vegetable but is actually a fruit. #thinkaboutit
3:25 PM · Jun 16, 2021
Facebook
Tasha Forbes
April 30, 2023 at 12:52 PM ·
What do you call a fruit that identifies as a vegetable?
I came up with this…..its golden
Ready….
A TRANSPLANT
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/StasisGhaul May 18, 2023
A tomato is technically a fruit, but usually identifies as a vegetable.
I guess you could say it’s a transplant.
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
A tomato is technically a fruit, but it usually identifies as a vegetable. It’s a transplant.
9:03 PM · May 18, 2023
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