“A panda feeds for 12 hours. This is the same as an adult under quarantine, called a ‘pandemic’”

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Entry from May 19, 2020

“A panda feeds for 12 hours. This is the same as an adult under quarantine, called a ‘pandemic’”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to be locked down at home—were they ate a lot. There is no panda in pandemic, but there are jokes.

“On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day. This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which why we call it a ‘Pandemic’” was printed on an image that was posted on Twitter by Shrikant on April 15, 2020.

Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

Twitter
Shrikant
@sdjoshi55
On an average, a Panda feeds for 12 hours.. Men under quarantine do the same.. Probably that’s why it’s called pandemic
10:58 AM · Apr 15, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Ramya Karthik
@ramya30380
Some COVID-19 Gyan!
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day.
This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which why we call it a “Pandemic”.
#CoronavirusLockdown
#LockdownAtrocities
#LockdownGyan
3:45 AM · Apr 16, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Vijay Zala
@Vijay_Zala_
On an average, a Panda feeds for approx. 12 hours per day.
This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, Which is we call it “Pandemic”
7:08 AM · Apr 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/RabidSyphiliticDingo April 19, 2020
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.

Twitter
Lars Callieou
@ExtraLars
Well, you learn something new every day.
“On average a panda feeds for 12 hours per day. This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which is why we call it a ‘pandemic’.”
#Pandademic #Grazing #OtherMadeUpThings
3:50 PM · Apr 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
JG (Johan) van Zyl ✍
@JGvanZyl_ZA
Dear Fellow Politicians,
Please understand that on average, a Panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day.
This is the same as an adult at
home under #lockdown2020 quarantine, which is why we call it a “Pandemic”.
Please lift all restrictions world wide.
5:00 AM · May 19, 2020·Twitter for Android

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